FlipSwitched

Elizabeth. I'm a U.S. Navy Sailor! Graduated bootcamp in March of 2014 and in the mean time I'm kicking it in California learning Chinese. My rate is CTI- Cryptology Technician Interpretive. Let's be friends!

September 2, 2014 at 1:09am
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Reblogged from cracked
cracked:

Soon as you call that out as the bullshit it is, you might actually get to be a happy couple.
5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn

#4. Know Your Partner CAN’T Complete You
It’s a sweet notion, but eff that You Complete Me speech right in the booty hole. If you get to a point in your life where you think you’re incomplete without (blank), something’s gone wrong and you’re setting yourself up for years of heartache. Hinging your lifetime of happiness on the actions, reactions, and erections of another human is as reckless as laying down your life savings on the bet that Tupac and Biggie are still alive and sharing a garage apartment in Iowa. It’s a nice thought, but not a good bet.

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cracked:

Soon as you call that out as the bullshit it is, you might actually get to be a happy couple.

5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn

#4. Know Your Partner CAN’T Complete You

It’s a sweet notion, but eff that You Complete Me speech right in the booty hole. If you get to a point in your life where you think you’re incomplete without (blank), something’s gone wrong and you’re setting yourself up for years of heartache. Hinging your lifetime of happiness on the actions, reactions, and erections of another human is as reckless as laying down your life savings on the bet that Tupac and Biggie are still alive and sharing a garage apartment in Iowa. It’s a nice thought, but not a good bet.

Read More

1:08am
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slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one of the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

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September 1, 2014 at 11:04pm
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Reblogged from sirlightbulb

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

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9:24pm
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hotelmario:

friendly reminder

hotelmario:

friendly reminder

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9:23pm
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9:22pm
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me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
me in 2014: gay

9:09pm
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haave-you-met-ted:

machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first


fuck

haave-you-met-ted:

machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first

image

fuck

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9:08pm
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ancientromebuildings:

shatteryourleaves:

Images from the ruins of the Romano-Pisidian city of Sagalassos, approximately 140 kilometers north of present-day Antalya, Turkey.

Sagalassos Archaeological Research Project

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9:08pm
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11:42am
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Reblogged from sararye

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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