FlipSwitched

Elizabeth. I'm a U.S. Navy Sailor! Graduated bootcamp in March of 2014 and in the mean time I'm kicking it in California learning Chinese. My rate is CTI- Cryptology Technician Interpretive. Let's be friends!

April 15, 2014 at 8:50pm
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Reblogged from sluttyoliveoil

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via notyourdivision)

8:47pm
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Reblogged from vaporeowned

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

(via fuckovich)

8:47pm
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Reblogged from bellpincher

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

(via sergeanthara)

8:46pm
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Reblogged from ewsteverogers

whatisthecat:

#friendly reminder that pippin named his son faramir (via celebrin)

(Source: mastertook, via nonomella)

8:45pm
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Reblogged from nonomella

nonomella:

boyfriend:  “Well if you won’t agree to marry me, I’ll just have to buy you from your father for 10,000 goats. I was hoping we could share the goats, but nooooOOOOOooooo”

8:44pm
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Reblogged from nonomella

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

(via naval-fiance)

8:43pm
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Reblogged from global-fashions

Samira Wiley - Refinery29 “Hollywood’s New Power Players” 

photos by Olivia Malone

styled by Tara Williams

makeup by Tanika McConnell

(Source: global-fashions, via ludzies)

8:39pm
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Reblogged from allantruong

friendlytree:

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

(Source: allantruong, via naval-fiance)

8:38pm
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Reblogged from afirahs
sugarblaster:

chauvinistsushi:

jcoleknowsbest:

accurate

OMG

And there is NOTHING you can do

sugarblaster:

chauvinistsushi:

jcoleknowsbest:

accurate

OMG

And there is NOTHING you can do

(Source: afirahs, via naval-fiance)

8:38pm
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Reblogged from cracked
cracked:

[Swaim on Tumblr]

cracked:

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