new investment :-))))))
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
I don’t want to wear my uniform to Air Force ball
Because I’m not Air Force and it’s not my Ball and I would look dumb in my uniform.
But idk what kind of dress I’m allowed to wear. Formal formal or just a semi formal tea dress thing?
“The story about where volcanoes come from”
This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes
Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.
Oh my goodness this is amazing
this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me
did you just try to murder your cousin?
Heads up ladies: there’s a whole ‘nother level of support out there.
#5. Emergency Bra
Much as it seems like a parody product that some particularly inspired website churned out as an April Fools’ joke, the Emergency Bra is very much a real thing. It can be used as a normal bra, but it can also be fashioned into a serviceable makeshift emergency mask. There’s even a version that has a radiation sensor in case someone busts out a nuke.