FlipSwitched

Elizabeth. I'm a U.S. Navy Sailor! Graduated bootcamp in March of 2014 and in the mean time I'm kicking it in California learning Chinese. My rate is CTI- Cryptology Technician Interpretive. Let's be friends!

August 1, 2014 at 2:29am
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sproutlett:

new investment :-))))))

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2:29am
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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via whiskey-an-ice)

theunlikelyone:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

image

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

And this

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2:28am
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I don’t want to wear my uniform to Air Force ball

Because I’m not Air Force and it’s not my Ball and I would look dumb in my uniform.
But idk what kind of dress I’m allowed to wear. Formal formal or just a semi formal tea dress thing?

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

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2:21am
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litttlemisslacey:

chrisbrinleejr:

Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.

Oh my goodness this is amazing

(via lychgate)

2:20am
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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

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2:20am
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2:20am
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nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

(via satan-maclucifer)

2:19am
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Reblogged from cracked
cracked:

Heads up ladies: there’s a whole ‘nother level of support out there.
5 Boob-Related Products You Won’t Believe Exist

#5. Emergency Bra
Much as it seems like a parody product that some particularly inspired website churned out as an April Fools’ joke, the Emergency Bra is very much a real thing. It can be used as a normal bra, but it can also be fashioned into a serviceable makeshift emergency mask. There’s even a version that has a radiation sensor in case someone busts out a nuke.

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cracked:

Heads up ladies: there’s a whole ‘nother level of support out there.

5 Boob-Related Products You Won’t Believe Exist

#5. Emergency Bra

Much as it seems like a parody product that some particularly inspired website churned out as an April Fools’ joke, the Emergency Bra is very much a real thing. It can be used as a normal bra, but it can also be fashioned into a serviceable makeshift emergency mask. There’s even a version that has a radiation sensor in case someone busts out a nuke.

Read More